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rothschildcumshot:

itsagifnotagif:

Who needs a sex life when you get fucked over daily

Mood

cant-thinkofanythingclever:

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

marisatomay:

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

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jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

tasty-bitch-nugget-666:

Soft as Silk,
Sweet as honey,
Dumb as shit,
I ain’t got no money

jimkerk:

lady-luminoth:

jimkerk:

crisisoninfintefandoms:

jimkerk:

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

swallow it like a normal person

this is by far the most ominous response. thank you

may-the-sporks-be-with-you:

to-heck:

toddreu:

cloudfreed:

topmemesdeluxe:

topmemesdeluxe:

Really tho, imagine being a top with an ugly or boring name.

Dom Top: moan my name…

Bottom who knows damn well he’s not gonna moan the name “Carl”:

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why the fuck else do you think “daddy” and “sir” are such a big thing lmao

@ me next time

I’m going to call you toddo

my real name has too many syllables

dawngrl:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

I just farted in my wallet.

spankmehillary:

infamousprincejayyeee:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I have gas money.

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Originally posted by shakespeareisbetterthanchocolate

What song is this Nicki verse from?